- Anti Joke

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

There's a god, just kidding.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

roses are red, violets are blue.

An English man walks into a pub.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"