- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

knock knock piss off

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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