So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

whats brown and sticky? shit

children burning

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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