- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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