whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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knock knock who's there no one

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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