Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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shut up iggy

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Penisland

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Scott Gomez

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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