- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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