The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Membean

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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