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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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