What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

You're tall.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Womans profesional lacrosse

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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