i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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to get to the other side.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Anti Joke

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