What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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