- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

modern love

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

shauns beautiful

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Knock knock Come in

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

shut up iggy

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What's the difference between a duck

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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