Many people of many races do many things every day.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Knock knock Come in

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

shauns beautiful

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

shut up iggy

What's the difference between a duck

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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