What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Ju... Just why?

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2 Penises

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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