a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Gun Control

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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