there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Rick santorum

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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