- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Knock Knock. Go Away!

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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