your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

I Have a Black Friend

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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