Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

I'm off to my tank guys!

TOBUSCUS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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