You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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acualy is dolan

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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