- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Womens rights !

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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