A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

knock, knock. come in.

Penis

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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