Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

falling didnt make the difference

A handicapp walks into a bar

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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