- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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