Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

AIDS

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

I just can't stand sitting down!

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Santa isn't real

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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