- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

what smells worse then shit Drew White

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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