- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Knock knock. Racism.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

knock knock piss off

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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