Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Tony Romo

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shauns beautiful

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President Donald Trump

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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one day i went to bed

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chirs

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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