- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

nipple

Butt poop.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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