- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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