i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

falling didnt make the difference

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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