- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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