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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Q. who's george porchy?

What walks on it's hands My uncle

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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