whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Get on your knees Ho

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hi

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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