What's an Anti Joke?

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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<=3 penis

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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