Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

r u smart..... or ur black

What's an Anti Joke?

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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