- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

My friend harris is fat.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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