- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

A Sloth runs...

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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