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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Andy Carrol

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

It smells like triangles in here.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.