Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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whats 2+2? 4

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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