- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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