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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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