A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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