- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

HEY YOU!!!!

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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