- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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