- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

HEY YOU!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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