Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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yes... that's the joke

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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