How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Women's rights

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Dylan is gay

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Two english guys meet at work

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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