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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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This is a joke setup.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Rick santorum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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