a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Im black

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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