Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Anti Joke

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