What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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