Woman's rights

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

LIFE :(

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

You're welcome!

my name is Jacob sartorious

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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