- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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