- Anti Joke

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Women.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.