A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Are you Drew?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Two english guys meet at work

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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