- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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