If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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