- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Jesus was a good guy

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What you reading? reading?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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