- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A homosexual walks into a church

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Religion.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Flop dog

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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