A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's big and messy? A big mess

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A homosexual walks into a church

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Religion.

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