why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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