What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A women's opinion.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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