Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Dogs in my home.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

I ponder

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

the WNBA

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

womens rights.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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