what's worst than being gay? being black

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

gay marriage.

r u smart..... or ur black

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Get on your knees Ho

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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