- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

My friend harris is fat.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

meh

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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