- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Lets go Yankees

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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