- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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