what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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