- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What is 9 + 10? 21

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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