Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

raisin boogers

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Breast cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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