- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Womens rights.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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