- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Hitler

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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