Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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These Jokes suck.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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