- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A women's opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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