- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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