What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

"knock knock" "Come in"

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Flop dog

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

WNBA

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A man walks into a bar.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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